我不要長生不老

another song i found in youtube,

my newest best friend,

who's always there for me.

(unless there's problem with the internet connection.)

first thing i woke up this morning,

surf youtube. FML. XD

went through like almost all Jolin's old songs' MVs.

then i have no idea how 

i managed to link link link till i saw this.

i think 小鬼 is juz an avarage singer

but i love the song.

and he's cute. 

so, enjoy.

我不要长生不老

我不要自己活在冰岛……

and Jolin

the song's .

我恨我愛你 by 張惠妹 (hate that i love u? XD)

that's what J_Fish has to share~ Au Revoir~

je ne veux pas vivre seule.(pronounced je ne ve pa viv-rrh se[like selina]-u[hard to explain... like urchin]-ll= i dun wanna leave alone

new found hobb...ies

*a lot of videos to share. read when line is good* XD

can't believe this.

so many things are changing in such a short time.

i dun even know who i am anymore.. --_________--lll

i realized that i have a new found hobby.

surfing wiki. wtf right...

i actually can't stop browsing through the pages.

there are so many things in there. from people, to places, to things.

almost everything (popular) under the sun is there.

dun believe me?

try it. 

another new found hobby?

going through youtube. 

i should be studying!!! yet... XD

decided to take the song away from my blog

coz i wanna share songs... 

and i can't figure out how to turn off the song.

so might as well take it away.

it was "if i ain't got u" by Alicia Keys by the way.

love this song a lot. >___________<

love her too.

found this MV. so sad.

i didn't understand it at first.

but then i saw the comments and then...

owwwhh...... so so sad. >_________<...

enjoy.

 dun understand?

say yes. (from cirque du freak).. XD... go watch it.

it's about a girl who's man left her. She was very sad about it. (Apparently). One day some cops showed up at her door and told her that the guy's bye-bye-history. Turns out that the guy was an undercover for the cops to get info from some mafia. The guy was killed by the mafias. He couldn't tell her that he's an undercover, therefor had to leave her without a good reason. He actually was still loving her. (coz he still kept their photo in his wallet)... the end. 

oo... and i juz realized how much丁噹looked like 蔡依琳too.

say yes. XD

and i found this which is very funny. 

first, watch this

then watch this. 

and last but not least, my dear Jolin.

and my dear Jay!! 

that's wat J_Fish has to share~ Au Revoir

the thing that everyone has to go through

other than the natural processes of life,

e.g. birth, sickness, growing up/old, all the feelings, happiness, sadness, anger(unless u're the princess from enchanted.. hahahaha... ok, lame), death and taxes.

ok, taxes is not natural.

these are the things that we can never run away from,

and of course,

our two feet.

we can't run away from our 2 feet. 

so,

what is that other thing that unnatural thing that everyone has to face, other than taxes?

think...

harder...

can't get it?

E  X  A  M  S !!!!!

yup. exams.

even if u stay in the jungle with ur tribe u'll somehow face test and exams.

how to find fruits, which of them are edible, how to hunt for animals, which of them won't eat u. etc.

now, exams is the most dreaded thing for all UM students.

except a certain group who've already finished their suffering. 

T-------------T

i did study by the way.

what i studied came out.

they always do.

the thing is,

did i answer them as what i've studied? or as what i've remembered?

memory can be a very bad friend at times.

luckily i have partial photographic memory.

my mind chooses to remember what the eyes see.

so, guess that's why my results still don't suck a lot even if i dun study 25 hours a day.

they suck, but not a lot. not to me anyway.

i'm proud of my results. 

so, today's finally...

my first paper. 

finished it ok.

found out that i didn't really answer all the questions at the last minute!!!

seriously last minute. it was 1.30pm when i found out.

but it was juz one small 2 marks part, so i juz wrote 3 sentences that sounds like this.

"myth is something that is usually known by verbal sources. it might or might not be true. example: tasik chini monster." 

wrote them while the examiner was telling us to stop writing with her mic. 

the first sentence did not came out right. i was in a rush duh.... 3 sentences in 15 secs... didn't have time to think la......

did u know that there's a myth about a monster in Tasik Chini, Pahang? it's said to be guarding a sunken city named Khmer City. The city's something like Atlantis. (i believe it exist) sunken coz the gods were envy of it's splendor and riches. (dun believe this part)

stumbled upon this blog when i googled the tasik chini monster.

talks about cryptozoology stuff if u're interested.

should be studying now, but it's french literature's exam tomorrow.

wtheck am i supposed to study?!

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~ 

phrase of the post:

L'examen et l'enfer.. (lex-za-mong a[like the alphabet] long-fair) = exam and hell

p.s. if there are words that u dun understand, i've wiki-ed some of them. try clicking on them and u might understand better. see how much i care for ya'll. XD

if u wanna be my lover

i guess these are guidelines to become my bf? XD

juz woke up this morning and decided to do this.

spent 2 hours writing this, so PAY ATTENTION IF U THINK U HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

and is brave enough to venture into this bottomless pit. MUAHAHAHAHA...

been reading a lot of these "rules" in FB.

how to treat ur gf and stuff.

i think some of them are juz bullshit.

not all girls want to be treated like that ok.

--__________--lll...

i've decided to come up with a set of rules*ahem*...guidelines that's just for me. i mean u. 

so, here goes. enjoy LOL-ing.. XD

U have to

1. be in love with me. (obviously... i dun think anyone's gonna fall for my body. XD)

2. love to sing k, or at least don't hate it. don't hate my singing(?)

2. read my blog everyday. it won't take long. 

2. find time to be with me. as independent as i look, we need to spend time together once in a while. or we won't be called a couple would we? unless u're from/in a far away country.

3. know how to play basketball, and love to watch the games of course. at least know the rules or at least play one sport. chess is NOT a sport in my wiki.

3. love sushi, KFC, pizza, wine, steak (beef and lamb, coz if i cook it, u eat it), alcoholic drinks, junk food and so on..... u'll know when u get me. XD u have to eat beef. if your religion forbids you from eating beef, your religion forbids this relationship. XD

4. love to watch CSI and love to watch the movies in the cinema. yup, that's how much i love CSI. if u dun even know what CSI is, u should turn around and leave. NOW.

4. love kids. even if u're not planning on marrying me, i'm gonna play with kids when i get the chance. 

5. love animals.

5. be at least 175cm. XD..  i dun wan short kids. height won't become distance right?

5. love lame jokes.

6. love going out.

6. love the environment. stop using plastic bags. at least keep up with me. have to be a non-smoker if not hate them.

7. come to me every time i need u. if it's not important, i won't call. likewise, if u need me by ur side, juz tell.

7. not ignore me when i'm talking to you. don't pretend u're listening. i'll know.

7. not hate Jay Chow and Jolin Tsai. simple. clear cut.

8. not sleep late. (2 in the morning is very late.) u have to know how to take care of urself.

8. be able to clean up ur own mess. i have a mess of my own, so i'm not gonna clean up for the both of us. you don't have to clean up mind either.

8. be open with me. tell me everything u think (that concerns me) and NOT LIE TO ME. NEVER. i won't be pissed unless it's VERY inappropriate.

9. do what u promise. don't avoid making promises. I AM NOT A PILOT. so don't give me airplanes.

9. befriend my friends. i'll get to know urs to if u introduce them.

9. never be ashamed to introduce me to ANYONE. if you're ashamed of me in anyway, bye bye. 

10. be able to cook. i can cook, so i'm not going to ask u to cook everyday, but i need to know that i can take a rest once in a while and dun have to eat out.

10. want to go to europe. coz i'm going when i get the chance. unless u want someone else to go with me.

U don't have to

1. be rich. but at least have to be able to go out with me from time to time. we can work towards that together.

2. pay for everything. i can do that by myself thank you. i mean my dad can. u juz have to pay ur share.

3. call me everyday. i know everyone has their own busy time. i dun like to talk on the phone anyway. the phone always gets hot and make my ears sweat. XD

4. ask what i'm doing every 2 hours. i'll tell you. if i don't, u shouldn't know bout it.

5. tell me what u're doing every 2 hours. unless u're going out with another girl.i'm fine with it unless u're screwing her. juz dun hide it. it'll only get worse when i find out.

5. hold my waist when u introduce me to ur friends (like the rule in FB).. no thx. if u have to hold me to show ur friends that u love me, it means u've done this a lot of times, and only those u hold are important. No?

6. kiss me in public. NO THANK YOU. call me old fashioned. lalala....

7. hold my hand all the time. i want my freedom thank you.

8. laugh at everything i say. only those that are funny.

9. love everything i love, but at least respect it and don't hate it.

10. love me no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. XD or you can juz choose to leave.

11. reply my messages the instant u get it if you're busy. but don't drag till after a day. if it's sent during the night, it's important. i don't send msgs saying i miss u unless i really need you.

12. be my superman. everyone has flaws. juz be urself.

13. be handsome. juz dun be dirty and disgusting. if someone thinks you're disgusting, chances are, i do too.

14. be good at anything. juz be good at loving me.

15. be a know-it-all. but at least know what u're suppose to. like changing the light bulb. don't hire people to do that. very sia sui.

see, only 10 have-tos and 15 don't-have-tos. how nice is that? *EVIL LAUGHTER*

phrase of the post:

c'est tous. (pronounced say to)= that's all.

that's wat J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

this is serious stuff

rommie up for grabs..

yay, another post for today.

this problem that i overlooked suddenly came and hit me in the head.

it's saying

start thinking about me you ugly bimbo.

i know, it doesn't make sense if u know what bimbo means.

so.

it's the end of the session.

time to find roommies for next year.

i'm still thinking if i should move out of college.

--__________--lll

indecisive? maybe.

and the reason to stay would be coz it's near to FBL.

i can come back and roll on my bed every time i have a break.

but if i move out i can finally cook my own food,

wear shorts when i eat,

or at least eat salty eggs, hard boiled. 

would it be worth the walk?

another reason i'm still thinking

is i dunno if i can find new roommies.

i guess voon and susan would probably plan to stay together since they're inseperable now, 

i wouldn't want to stay with them if that's the case.

it'll be the same thing as staying with selina and shiah.

the third person would probably be neglected.

i'd always be the third person.

even if they say it won't happen

it juz will.

we're a group but in groups there are always smaller groups. 

besides, 

voon's mom would die if her daughter lived with both susan and me.

she'd get a heart attack ever time she opens the door.

again, 

me against the world.

anyone planning to stay in 4th next year that needs an extra roommie?

phrase of the post:

je cherche mais je n'ai pas encore trouver. (je sh-air-sh may je nay pa-zong-core trh-oo-vay)=

i search but i haven't found.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. i have a major crush on Justin Bartha!!! >____________<..

watch The Rebound.
don't we juz love happy endings?

can't belive i'm falling for chick flicks...
why are so many things changing at the same time?!!!!

i hate being left out all the time.