The day I missed Jogoya for a test

Yes, I dolled up for an emo post.
Make up makes me feel better.
FML.


I don't use FML often 
coz I feel that I shouldn't ask people to invade my life
just because of some silly stuff.


But I'm using it now. wth.


whatever.


So,
I have to miss celebrating Selina's birthday today 
coz I have a test.
What's worse,
the celebration is in Jogoya.
For those of you who don't know what the heck Jogoya is,
it's a Japanese Restaurant that serves super expensive
but high quality sushi.
(From what I heard).


what's worse than that,
is that the test wasn't supposed to be on this week.
My lecturer sent emails to our unchecked email adress
and so no one saw the message,
and one of my coursemates was absent that day,
so we had to postpone it to this week.


Wanted to go there very badly,
coz it's having a buy one get one free kinda promotion.
Well,
it's more like bring your friend along and she can pay half.


OK,
so i'm being the grudge.
Sue me.


that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s. Happy birthday Selina.


I know it doesn't sound as cheerful after an emo post....


by the way, do you know that it's women's day today??
Watson's having a sale for this special day.
For members we can get 5times the points that we normally get!!!


Should I go on a shopping spree just to cheer myself up?

Any plans to get married?

Ok,
so you may or may not notice
that I keep having this huge SS photos.


Well it's just something I notice.
Those pretty girl blogs
usually they just put their really pretty photos,
and they can talk about whatever,
and people visit their blog.


I'm trying the same thing.


Doesn't seem to work out for me...


Anyway,


I've thought about getting married,
and I've decided.
I don't wanna get married.
Seriously.


My friends keep saying
you haven't found the right person
you're still so young.
Yes, maybe.


Here;s one of the many reasons I don't wanna get married.


I plan to have children before 30.
(Children, not child.)
Because I don't wanna have kids when I'm too.... aged.
The age gap would be hard.
Which means I have 7 years to prepare myself.


So we break that down,
first,
I have to find someone to fall in love with.


Let's say Prince Charming walks into my life now.
Ok,
tomorrow.
Let's say I take half a year to figure out what kind of person he really is.
Another half a year to develop feelings for him
(and play hard to get.)


That's one year.


Next,
2 years of courtship before thinking about getting married 
and establishing a strong career base.
1 year to prepare and save the money for the wedding.
The wedding and honeymoon,
Not including the house, the car and the dog.
ok, ditch the dog.
1 more year to prepare money for all those.
(the rest we'll make up along the way)


Assuming everything goes as planned,
meaning I get married by 28,
I would like 2 years of just married time
before the midnight wakes to change diaper.


Which means,
when I'm 30,
I'll only be ready to have my first baby.


Failed.


Assuming I meet someone and it's love at first sight,
I'll still need at least half a year to get to know him,
we can save the developing feelings and hard to get part.


Assuming again that he's extremely rich when I meet him,
I still need 2 years to secure my career.


we can save the other 2 years saving for the wedding, house, car and dog.


So,
there is a possibility that can get married by 26.
I still need my 2 years honeymoon.
So,
I'll only have a kid before I'm 30,
unless I can get twins,
because I'm not gonna have kids 
1 right after the first.


It kinda works,
but,


I have to find myself an extremely rich guy
who has a car, a house, and a dog (optional).


Now,
the big question,


Is it possible that I bump into Prince Charming tomorrow?


that's what J_Fish has to say~


p.s. we all know the answer to that question. 

当冻结的水遇见冰山

当野猫遇见波斯猫
当飞机遇上了喷射机
当Proton遇上了Ferrari
当冰块遇上了冰山
当山王遇上了湘北
当冥王星遇上了火星
当Padini遇上了Prada。




我输了。


如果我是冰，
他绝对是冰山。


不只是比我厉害很多倍，
还有深长不漏的一面，
让人永远




猜不透。






如果你说你想我，
请你认真地想我。




说时容易想时难吧。




如果我说我想你，
是真的。


有没有那么一个人，
有本事让你想念他，
但却不是爱上他？




还是


只有我有这种红颜非知己，
暧昧不动情？


that's what J_fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

The long awaited ss photos with wig(s)

My wigs are FINALLY here!!!!!!!!!!
I've been waiting since forever to write this post,
not it's HERE!!!!
*confetti falling from somewhere above*


Yes they (wigs) have been waited for a very long time.
>_____________<
I didn't have to go to the police after all.


So,
I bought 2 wigs.
One Long and the other one short.


Now,
let the photos do the talking.

Long wig ss 1

 long wig ss 2

long wig ss3

now the short wig.

short wig ss1

 short wig ss2

I look like I'm 15 here. wth.

short wig ss 3

This one is blur but I like how dreamy my eyes look. =p

Lastly,
fugly photo of how I look after taking off the wigs. 
FMHair's L
I cut them again and this time the hairdresser went to the extreme.
Now it's this short. 

Quick!! Say I look nice with whatever hair style!!

Except the last one which I don't care if you don't say I look nice in.

Reminder:

All photos are excessively edited.

(except the last one)

If you meet someone who looks like the photos above,

it probably is not me.

=p

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~


p.s.

And I'm using it to cover my pail of water. 
FUMStudents'L.


Tomorrow is UM's once-in-a-no-particular-period NO WATER DAY!!!
*Collects confetti and rethrows them*


For those who just got your results for STPM or matriculation,
if your first choice (or any one of your choices) is UM,
start practicing surviving a day with a pail of water.
You'll need the practice. 
*wink*

Irresponsible piece of ****

Obviously I'm ranting.


If you're a constant visitor to my blog,
you would have read that I bought some wigs
at the bottom of one of my posts.


It's been 17days since I placed my order.


It was the 7th. 
The seller stated there clearly
that she was only going to make orders starting the 12th.
ok. I don't mind coz that was right after CNY
and the post offices are still closed and so on..


On the 15th of February,
I asked her when will I receive my stuff.
(Because it was stated there in 3-5days)
She said,
after 2 days the things will reach their warehouse in china,
then only they'll send the things over.
I'll receive them in 2 + (3-5days.)
I means the details were not precise
and have intentions of cheating right?


Ok,
I waited again,
and on the 20th,
she posted and said that she wouldn't be accepting anymore orders.
(but the people who have paid don't need to worry)
I'm like wtf.
Is this girl conning us or what?!


Then I continued to wait for my stuff
until now.
Which is the 5th day of 3-5days.
I even assumed she meant 3-5 working days
even when it was not stated there.


Here's the thing,
If there were some problems with my stuff,
shouldn't she at least inform me?


So I went back to her posts,
and voila
a few other buyers facing the same problem
and asking her when are their stocks going to arrive?




I've had it.
I've never been a patient person,
and this silly girl has pushed me to my limit.


If she doesn't reply me latest by tonight,
I'm gonna report to the police tomorrow for fraud.
I don't care if she really tricked us
or is just an irresponsible piece of crap.
I wouldn't know until she replies me would I?


The thing is,
this silly little girl has a lot of stuff about her in her profile.
Well,
she linked her blog,
so I basically know that she's in form 3 and 
was from my former high school.


Too bad her bright future is gonna be ruined.
I'm sorry, but
She fucking deserves it.


that's what J_Fish wants to say~ Au Revoir~