what?! the bimbo is (also) a (perverted) stalker?! confession 3

yes ladies and gentlemen,

i am now officially a stalker.

FMFL...

i juz found that out myself.

i'm such a pervert/bimbo/stalker.

i was (unconsciously) stalking my ex's gf.

FMFL... again.

i have no idea why i'm doing this.

closure? with my ex's gf instead of him?

WTH...

ok, i tried closure with him,

but it didn't work out.

(read first post of the blog for more info)

[ok, there's not much info, but it's proof that i've confronted him.]

why the heck did i approved him in fb anyway?!

*grrrrrrrrr*

i found her blog and i'm following it.

even dropped a message (or two) in her chatbox.

i don't want her to know i'm his ex though.

(am i trying to be her friend?!)

saw her post some sad stuff in my ex's fb page,

dunno if they've split or she's juz doing it for fun.

her status is single by the way.

my ex's is married. 

i dunno about statuses. 

i dun think i will change it in the future when i'm in a relationship.

unless my bf terasa..

stalker babe i am.

what if she finds out that i'm... me..

then she tells my ex?

(assuming they're still together)

he'll think that i'm some creepy weirdo that he wished he never dated.

oh well. 

who cared what the heck he thinks.

it's my blog and i'll... stalk if i want to 

and babes,

i'm finally gonna come clean.

i've decided to take a photo (or several more)

with mouse during MAB,

and post it here.

[my slogan for this blog is where i stop pretending]

(for those who have no idea who mouse really is,

you'll find out very soon)

i dun want anything to happen, seriously.

but atleast i've said it.

like ya'll said,

life is short,

do what you want NOW!!

i'm not gonna do it NOW,

but soon.

MAB is a week away,

so pray that i can take nice pictures with him.

that's what J_Fish has to confess~ Au Revoir~

p.s. phrase of the post:

bonne chance (pronounced bon- sh-on-s)= good luck!

MY Date Night~~

i've never actually been on a real date night before..

wait a minute,

i've never really been on a (romantic) date!

how sad is that...

voon says that she's gonna put up a facebook page called

"date sher lynn and selina"

or something like that.

desperate?

maybe.

i guess when people hear "dates"

first thing comes to mind is "chic restaurant".

that's what i think people would think anyway.

for me, nope.

they're boring.

and expensive of course.

unless my date's born with a silver spoon up his you-know-where

chic restaurants are so oh-oh-no.....

one fine b-e-a-u-tiful sunny day, when we were having lunch together,

mouse asked me to go watch a basketball match together.

sounds impossible,

but lo and behold...

i said yes, of course.

i have loads of assignments screaming my name,

but a match with him is more than anything.

i choose to forget about all those screams and run away,

just for one night.

(ok, i do that very often, but that's not the point)

i have no idea how to dress..

to impress? or juz be myself?

it's juz a ball game anyway,

but then,

it's a date~~

i threw on my best looking tee and jeans in the end.

curled my hair a little.

sprayed on some of my raspberry eau-de-toilette

and hoped that he likes sweet stuff.

(super sweet smelling)

met him in our basketball court.

he was on his bike,

looking jaw-droppingly attractive as usual.

he handed me the helmet and i put it on.

there goes my pony tail and curls...

(why didn't i though bout that in the first place...)

his bike was higher than i imagined.

when i was ready,

we rode off into the sunset.

(yea yea... it's my blog so i get to dream a little).

the place wasn't far,

unfortunately.

we sat somewhere in the middle of the rows of chairs.

then i started wondering why malaysian stadiums 

dun have those kiss cam thingies...

you know, those like in 

"how to loose a guy in 10days" and "the ugly truth".

maybe the game would get more interesting if there were. 

*LOL*

anyway..

talked bout the game and he asked me bout me-stuff too.

(whenever they stopped playing)

^__________^

suddenly hoped that they call for more time-outs.

enjoyed the game to the max of course!!

he sent me back right after the game.

nothing happened if you're wondering.

i got off his bike (reluctantly) 

and smiled and say, see ya tomorrow.

he smiled back and voila, the end.

how often do i get asked out by a cute guy that i can't get my mind off?!

that was it.

no fancy restaurants or fancy cars (fancy bike though),

no accidentally grabbing the pop-corn at the same time scenes,

no long walks, no sweet talking.

juz a simple ball game.

that's good enough to qualify as my best date night ever.

2 loves of mine (basketball and him) at the same place at the same time.

ooooohhhh... it only all the above were true...

can i not wake up?

anyway.....

can't wait to watch Date Night.

saw the trailer and was hooked.

i dunno how to post the trailer here...

muz watch!!

it's not another chic flick i tell you.

I think it's gonna be fun.

but then, i only have RM20 left...

somebody save me..


word of the post:
eau de toilette (pronounced o the tua-let) = perfume. 
the diff btn this and eau de parfum (pronounced o the par-farn[soft r+n]) is that eau de parfum lasts longer. it's more concentrated than eau de toilette.

that's what J_fish has to dream~ Au Revoir~

appetizer

ok, 

today was kinda crazy.

the evening part.

i finally did what i had to do for cc,

settled everything,

have to wait for monday for the results.

Voon, Susan and me decided to go to 11th college for dinner

(since food in 4th sucks during weekends).

actually i suggested it,

voon agreed,

and susan juz got half persuaded, half dragged.

we were walking,

talking,

taking our own sweet time,

and suddenly,

the sky started to pee,

on us.

it always rains,

but today,

it poured.

there was a massive thunder storm yestersay by the way.

seriously,

thunder and lightning non-stop for about half an hour,

then the water gates opened.

like the rain of the great flood.

it was during my nap,

so the lightning bolts and thunder woke me...

y did percy jackson give the lightning bolt back....

ok. wt... back to this evening.

since we got stuck in the rain,

like 5 mins walk to 11th,

we decided to wait for the rain to stop.

(we didn't really have a choice anyway).

we walked around ambang asuhan Jepun to find another route that could cut down on our wet-ness if we ran,

but it turned out that the way we thought was nearer would've juz brought us farther.

so, we went back to point 0,

and waited.

tried to call my frineds from 5th and 12th to get an umbrella.

sadly, they only realised that i've called them after i got back to 4th.

then suddenly the rain got really light

(guess almost out of pee)

so we half ran half walk to 11th.

it was fun. (to me)

reminded me of how much i enjoyed being in the rain.

was running when taking this pic... voon was running too...

so extremely blur...

i guess we have less fun after we grow old(er).

the sky refilled his tank anyway.

after we reach there,

it poured, again.

but whatever.

we were there and we had dinner.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!

will always love the lamb chop from 11th.

ya'll should try it someday.

(don't choose a cloudy day if u're walking there.)

after all that

we searched for a savior to get us back to college.

and voila,

thx to susan's courageous act,

we got back, dry.

thx to kenny too. ^______________^.

anyway,

i love the rain.

always do,

always will do.

(except during days that i wanna play basket.b)

so why is this post called appetizer anyway?

rain water was our appetizer.
we had it before our main course at 11th.

the end.

for that part.

as we know,

tomorrow's the "earth hour" day.

if u dunno....

where the heck have you been?!!!

light's off everyone. 

i have no idea from what time to what time.

i think it's 8.30-9.30p.m.

juz make it the whole night la.

but then,

there are always the oppositional side for everything.

even earth hour.

how f8king funny is that...

read here for more details.

WTH right...

he sounds funny,

ridiculously funny.

i think that earth hour is not just about saving electricity.

it's about the world uniting in doing something.

we can change the world if we change our concept.

save the earth by cutting down on the use of tissue paper.

that's y i've been using my hankie. (Flu)

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. phrase of the post:

c'est dommage (pronounced say dom-maj)= that's sad/ unfortunately.

the blog owner was joking by the way.
that's y we have to read the whole thing and not juz wat we see....


sorry to voon and susan for the silly information given. XD

to my dear bro Johnny

of course ya'll can still read it.

MUZ READ!!

michele tagged me with this.

brace yourselves.

*warning*

the following contents contains certain degree of violence and may hurt your tummy if read continuously.

ENJOY!!!

Plagiarism starts here. ---

If you think this is too stupid to even laugh at; it's time to take a break because you are very very verrry stressed out ;D

Loves <3

---

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
__________________________

__________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes . ;
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WIT NESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. 

Plagiarism ends.

hope ya'll LOL-ed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY O!! 

May you be smarter a lawyer than these so called attoneys. (if you become one in the future)

finally found a nice looking pic of us. ^_____________^

phrase of the post:

ils ne sont pas des génies (pronounced il-n-a[like a cat, a dog]-son[nasalized]-pa-day-jenny)

= they're not geniuses 

that's wat J_fish has to share~ Au Revoir~

advice to juniors of mine

only for the students of 

the faculty of language and linguistics, UM.

(and other faculties of course, if your lecturers are like ours *winks*)

always be nice to your lecturers 

especially your academic adviser.

i was in deep sh*t yesterday

coz i was absent for class 3 times,

in 12 weeks.

there are 2 classes a week,

so it means i missed 3 classes out of 24.

that means i could be barred from finals.

(still think this is a stupid rule)

[bare in mind that only MCs are accepted for absence.

if you fall sick easily,

good luck!]

i have a letter for the third day of absence.

i was in a dancing competition 

which is a UM event.

but thanks to the effectiveness of bureaucracy,

i still havent's got the letter,

after almost 2 weeks.

i was going to talk to the lecturer,

but there was someone in her room.

after waiting for about 10 mins in the lonely corridor,

i decided to pay a visit to my AA,

the dear (old) Jean(pronounced john),

i talked to him about it,

he went over,

knocked on her door,

talked for awhile (bout 5 mins)

and voila!

settled.

i juz need to type a letter to my AA,

a very short but formal letter,

stating the date and reason of my absence

and hand it to him.

he'll take care of the rest.

How cool is that!

i'm lucky to have him as my AA!

my point is,

there's no harm in being nice to someone,

especially your AA and lecturers.

not in the sweet talk sense of nice,

but visit them now and then,

treat them like your friend.

most of them are very friendly people.

until you piss them off, of course.

that's what j_fish has to advice~ Au Revoir~

p.s. phrase of the post:

être badlucké {canadian french} (pronounced a[apple]-tr bad-luck-a[how we pronounce the alphabet]= to be with bad luck, as in i'm unlucky.