the lame story of animals

quite long and as the title says,
lame.
read ONLY if you're patient. XD


once upon a time 
on an island far far way,
there was a forest where a lot of animals lived together (in "harmony").
everyone kind or species of animal had their own duty to keep the island afloat.
therefore, they have to work together to survive.


like most of the stories that involve animals in a forest or jungle,
the lions rule. 
it has been like this since the very beginning 
so they thought that since it's been like that for so long,
they are the greatest and it should always stay this way. 
the other animals thought so too.


the panthers were always the messengers for long distance on the island
while the rabbits and hares were for short distance.
the animals thought that since they are the fastest runners on the island,
they could always deliver the messages across asap.
and therefore they always depended on them.


everyone hated the foxes.
they thought that the foxes are always the most cunning animals (on the island).
they steal, cheat, lie and do whatever they can to get their hands on what they want.


no one would hire sloths. 
everyone thought that they are the laziest animals
and they're really slow moving.
but because one of the sloths once saved a lion long long ago,
(he didn't actually. 
he was just hanging there on a branch when the lion was attacked and the branch broke and hit the attacker on the head and he died.
the attacker died, not the sloth.)
there was a rule that says you cannot turn down a sloth if they request to work at your shop.


but the animals weren't really worried about this rule.
because they think that the sloths are so lazy they won't really go looking for jobs.


everyone assumed that the tigers are always the bullies
because they look scary.
they always believed that the tigers are after the throne but cannot because there are less tigers than lions
and if a fight broke out the lions would always win.




the animals thought that the cows and sheep should always stay in the fields and eat grass.


the tortoises always thought that they are the useless lot.
because they are so slow,
whenever there's a sale,
they would get there last and get all the left over XXL size clothes.
so they're the un-cool and un-trendy lot.
but they're actually the wises
because they're so slow they don't bother to go anywhere 
so they just stay where they are and ponder upon something.
which make them very philosophical.


the bees were always thought as the most hardworking group,
but they're known as anti-social because they keep to themselves all the time.
but they're not.
living in huge colonies makes it hard to be anti-social.


one day,
a colony of birds (about 1000) flew over the island and decided to stay there for awhile.
the lions sent the panthers and hared all over and asked an animal of every kind to gather and greet them.


unknowing to the animals,
a few of the birds was sick when they landed.
they still joined the welcome party and greeted a few of the animals
and the animals got sick to.
after a few days,
the families of the animals who greeted the sick birds fell sick and some even died.


the animals went to the lions and complained.


after a long meeting,
they decided that the birds are all dangerous,
so they banished them from the island.


the end.


ok, stupid ending,
but here's the actual point of the story.


replace every animal in the story with a race.
any race.
and you get a very racist story.


the thing about racism,
is that there are positive and negative sides.


and people tend to be sensitive when it comes to strangers.
like the birds,
only a few out of 1000 was sick,
and they banished the whole lot,
because they thought that all of them were bad.


get my point?


it's ok if you didn't.
just think that it's a lame story and run along. XD


that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

first day back in um and....

yesterday i finally got back to um...

i was really happy

or

excited to be back.

first,

can't wait to see

juniors from college.

(spotted a really cute guy just now)

second,

can't wait to see juniors for my course.

third,

can't wait to see my friends again.

fourth,

can't wait to eat ds food again.

can't wait to see course mate(s) again.

^_______________^

after checking-in and

finished moving my pile of junk to my new room,

went out to times square with jason straight away.

XD

(fifth,

can't wait to get out and walk around in kl again)

after getting all the stuff that we need

(jason was the only one who bought something other than food)

we headed back.

just like that.

no shopping.

but we decided to walk back from station uni to college.

started to drizzle half way back.

got back and unpacked my stuff.

took a whole afternoon juz for the clothes.

i hate the new cupboard.

T------------------T

i can't even hang all my hangers in.....

so small.....

means i'm not allowed to buy any(more) clothes...

boohoooo..

went to wendy's to celebrate my belated birthday with my babes.

^______________^

photos tell all.

(super candid by the way.)

first pic.

ss shot while waiting for the others to arrive.

my chocolate tiramisu mousse cake!!

susan with sad face.

susan with happy face.

too old to play with candles..

use hand.

soon loong devouring the red and yellow cream.

cake cutting

foong, voon and susan. 

selina looking happy.

the unevenly divided cake

toblerone!!!

shiah

the babes 

the dudes

the final pic...

and after all that shiah me and selina headed to selina's house for WC finals.

crazy....

and YAY!! ^_____________^

i guess staying up was worth it.

ole!!

that's what J_Fish wants to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. my favourite player?

spain's captain. 

^__________^

he's not really cute but he's cool. XD

sex ed?

long post.




I read a post about sex education.


here's from my point of view.
might be offensive.




sex education is not really (ONLY) teaching people how to have sex.
obviously WTH.


well, 
indirectly.


i mean apparently schools won't let the students watch porn (in school).


but with all the websites on the internet,
do you think anything's gonna stop people (with internet excess) from learning about sex?
do you think keeping it taboo and pretend it doesn't exist will keep people from seeking it?


"RUBBISH".




do you think that religion is enough to stop ppl from having sex?
first of all,
not everyone is a religious person.
they wouldn't care what God's gonna think if they don't care if there's a God would they?
and obviously,
even people who are religious could stumble.

i once saw a video running freely about in fb.

a girl was sitting on the boy's lap

and the boy's hand was 

erm...

rubbing the girl's breast under her tudung.

and i thought that people who care to wear tudung are more religious....

i guess i'm kinda naif to think like that huh...

so why should people 
(especially the young ones)
be educated about sex?


not everyone knows that after having sex,
you could get babies after nine to ten months...
especially unprotected sex.


don't laugh.


there are cases where the teenagers don't know what happened to them.
they keep getting fatter and fatter,
and when the time comes,
the baby "pops" out.


or so they claim.


and i wonder how their parents never found out....


anyway,
i guess instead of avoiding it and expect the parents to talk about it
(some parents are not comfortable talking about sex)
sex education in school should be the best way.
of course it could always be set as a non-compulsory subject.


it's not telling people
"hey, it's ok to have sex, just do it safely". WTH.


of course the teachers won't encourage students to have sex,
but i think what sex ed is trying to do,
is to tell ppl,
what happens when (and after) you have sex,
show them the consequences.
(STD, babies, bankruptcy [you think babies are cheap {if you decide to keep them}?]etc etc)


and even after all those "warnings" if you still HAVE to do it,
play safe.


i dun think the teachers who teach this subject are gonna teach "techniques" WTH...
if you think that's what sex education is about,
you're wrong.


you think only pre-marital sex needs safe sex?


married couples should have safe sex too.
it's about birth control.
it doesn't work 100%,
but it's better than none.


not everyone wants 5 children.
please....


and you could never be sure if you're your spouse's one and only.
whether you believe it or not.

of course certain religions don't permit the use of condoms, birth control pills and so on.
that's why they usually have big families.
(and might face financial problems)
but that's not our problem is it?


so stop blaming ppl from other religions 
who have less children for being more well-off.


that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~


p.s. wat do you think?

a great day and disaster followed

yesterday,

the state of penang celebrated my birthday with me.

it was made a public holiday.

yay!!!

but if it was made a public holiday 22 years ago it would be an honour. XD

i didn't spend the whole day out,

only dinner with family and that's great already.

juz a good family meal before i get back.

got my new phone. ^_____________^

SE J10i, a.k.a SE Elm.

it's a little diff from the previous phones i've used.

first of all,

the "space" is the "0" button instead of the # button like other SE phones.

then it's under the "greenheart" project,

which means it does it's best to be energy saving.

even the screen changes brightness by itself.

new SD memory card which means i can't use the old one.

T--------------T

good news is,

it's cheap.

i dunno if it's not a good brand or watever reasons,

but the 2GB only cost RM35

and the 1GB cost RM30.

mad right?

RM5 more for 1GB. 

and did DiGi cancel the 50% reload bonus if you reload within 3 days from ur birthday?

i didn't get it.

only got 100 free D to D msgs.

which is like RM1.

i reloaded RM50 so it means i should get RM25 extra right?

anyway,

i feel like i got conned....

--__________--lll 

so,

that was the part about the great (birth)day.

and today,

disaster followed.

the case is,

i drive a very very old car.

(older than me)

so,

i was on my way to penang

when the car started to make funny noises.

i did't really think about it,

but it got worse.

and in the end,

it broke down, stopped dead right when i'm in the middle of the toll booth.

the attendant helped me push my car out of the way of other cars

opened the hood to check what's wrong.

turns out that the timing belt was broken.

and i had to stand there waiting while my dear mom do her thing.

she's always the one we call when there's problem.

and she solves them.

my car was parked juz after the toll. 

while waiting i took some super random pics. 

very clear.

5.0MP cam. XD

there my baby sits,

with it's hood wide open looking at the bridge it never get to cross.

gonna sell him off soon. 

T--------------T

not gonna last long anyway.

it ran a good race.

and fought a good fight.

i'm proud of him

and i'm gonna miss him.

T--------------T

now it's towed all the way to penang without me by his side...

and left alone there 

(to be fixed)

hang in there baby!!

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. any predictions for WC? XD