What not to give for graduation

I'm taking time off packing my things

(1 box nearly full,

183927438757343873 things to go.)

to bring this public reminder to you. 

(Actually it was coz I was too lazy to continue packing)

Procrastination won over. =/

Anyway,

I was packing my stuff

and I have these bouquets with bears

which I got for graduation.

Personally,

I do not specially love bears,

alive, or dead, or stuffed.

So I wasn't thrilled to get bears.

I was thankful to receive them,

don't get me wrong,

but giving bears as graduation present

is not a good idea.

Especially when the person doesn't stay at home.

Unless the person is someone who totally adores bears

and would be fine with having 10 more of them.

Now I'm moving,

the bears are cute,

so I don't have the heart to throw them away.

I had to free them from the bouquets

and I found the shocking truth!!

 Look at that cute bear,

with the robe and Mortar Board and all,

but look what it has up its ass.

Not 1,

not 2

but 3 sticks.

Imagine having 3 sticks up your ass.

And you had to smile and look cute. 

Look at the poor bear.

Got sticks up its ass

AND glue

to seal up its ass hole.

It was even more saddening when I pulled the sticks out of its ass

Its internal organs came out along with the stick.

Man,

He got rapped by 3 sticks and his asshole is now so huge

he can't keep his organs in...

T----------------------------T


Poor bear....

So everyone,

Say NO to bear abuse!!

(Handmade) cards would mean a lot more,

and they're easier to keep too.

=/

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. I'm moving to a new place to start a new life on the 31st of December.

Ya sure,

I'm moving to somewhere which doesn't require me to pay as much rent as now.

End of story.