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How to be uncontrollably charming you ask?

Here are a few ideas,

since I'm being generously nice. *cough*

*warning* 

If you still can't get friendly with the opposite sex, (or the same sex if that's your cup of tea) after following these "guidelines", it's entirely face problem.

I put myself in the shoes of dudes

to try and think like them.

(Trust me, I can think like men quite well. *le wink*)

I guess for ladies, it's quite easy.

1. Get your hair and make up done

Not too much make up because it's a turn off. Guys won't like it when you smile and powder flakes off your face. Dun use too much hair product cause guys like to run their hand through your hair. If it gets stuck somewhere in there, it's a nooooooo. If you don't like to go through the fuss, at least make yourself look clean.

2. Choose a nice outfit

Choose something that makes you feel comfortable. If you're not the revealing type, don't wear deep-V. You'll feel awkward and end up ruining your date. Wear something that you feel confident in.

Oh, remember,

3. Make yourself smell nice

Guys love it when girls smell nice. Especially the hair. (I was told) 

Don't use too much perfume coz it'll kill them.
or make them faint.

Whichever comes first.

I usually just apply a dab on both wrists, behind the ears, and on the neck, and the collarbones. 

Imagine leaning in to talk to the boys, and the smell just drifts over.

Or you can just spray on deodorant and keep yourself feeling fresh while still smelling good. 

That's somewhat easy and would work for guys in general,

but what would make you special?

My advice comes in the form of 2 words,

4. BE VERSATILE

Not every guy likes the same kinda girl (unless you've got passion in your dress and you ain't afraid to show it show it show it...*cough*)

Well I like to try out different styles. I like it... kinky....? *shifty eyed*

Express youself in different ways. Get the attention before you get the guy.

Think of a pick-up line for every mode you go for, for example:

Seductive mode (?)

Hey honey, wanna go out and have a drink

or go somewhere for some naughty fun?

Emo style... 

Three cuts means I love you darling. 

The girl next door mode 

Hey, I'm your neighbour

and this is crazy,

but I think you're cute

let's go out maybe?

 The wide-eyed act cute girl style

OHEMGEEEE I'm actually like going cray cray over you. 

Wanna go out for din din someday?

Pweety pweez?
LOL

*bat lashes*

Hipster style

I'm a bisexual, because being queer or straight is too mainstream. 

But for you, I'd be all three. 

If all fails,

I still have the ultimate mode left...

I call it.....

The Joey mode. 

Hey, how you doin'?

Well there's also one way to keep you in their head all day long.

Sing Call me maybe to them, 

or maybe Gangnam style if the dude likes to ride.
*if you know what I mean*

Ok, jokes aside,

how do I (really) turn my charm on?

It's simple.

1. I let the guy take the lead when he wants to,

2. I laugh at his jokes, and reply with similarly lame ones,

3. I throw in subtle winks at the right time,
4. I don't (usually) need a lot of attention,
5. I trust and support my man,
and

6. I keep good eye contact when talking.

Eye contact is the most important thing when you're trying to bring someone home  seduce someone get your message across,

and enough eye contact will just be the final point

of getting that man/woman. 

Unless you're showing cleavage, which would be a challenge to keep their eyes contacted with yours. 

Well all that seems about right, but then I'm still single...

*Note: I do not come in all modes mentioned above. The modes are merely examples.

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. Hey I don't know you, and this is sad, but here's my blog post, so please send me over to the Caribbeans so that I might find a super hot, tall, dark and handsome guy among the other winners who will be going there for 4 days 3 nights!! *Plays the hula and dances the ukulele.*