Biore Body Powder Wipes

Biore has come out with this product

which I find really, really useful.

Body powder wipes.

It's like wet tissue,

but it gives a powdery finish,

and it literally leaves your skin feeling softer and scented.

 Like the Cleansing Oil-cotton , it comes in this resealable pack,

and the texture is cotton like. 

Now why would you want this?

Well if you're staying in a hot and humid country,

this is very, very handy.

Imagine you've been out all day,

you stink of sweat and your body is as sticky as melted candy.

You have a date but no time to bathe.

This will be your hero.

Trust me.

It takes away all the stickiness

and leaves your whole body

(or wherever you wipe)

with a really light, pleasant scent.

Or for me,

like the cat I pretend to be

this is very handy when it's cold and/or I dun wanna bathe... =X

It's small and easy to bring around,

so I pop it into my recently upgraded blackhole (bag)

and just use it whenever I feel sweaty

or when I forget to apply perfume... 

If you put it too near to your nose,
the alcohol sensation will run up your nose,
so beware.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

The scars

So here's a tutorial on how to create amateur looking scars.

You can use it on any part of your body,

but I'm demonstrating on the face, 

which is actually not advisable coz I'm using glue for false lashes...

You will need:

1) A face or any other body part that needs a scar as decoration.

(what kinda sick person are you?)

2) A knife.

Doesn't matter what brand it is,

I just want to show off my swiss army knife. 

Just joking. 

Now carefully put the knife away. 

2)Liquid foundatoin or BB cream,
3)glue for false lashes,
4)red lipstick
5)brown eyeshadow,
6)cotton pad,
7)brush.
8) **MOST IMPORTANT A really good oil based make up remover

Tweezers and scissors should be prepared.
In case it doesn't work out you can just cut yourself.

Ok, not funny joke. My sense of humour seems to have dried off.
Or maybe it never existed. *le gasp*

Anyway,

First,
rip the cotton pad into small pieces with all the rage you've collected in your heart.

Then, stick all the rage on your face with eyelash glue.

Paint on some foundation to the cotton and surrounding skin.

The colour might not look the same as your skin colour but it doesn't matter.
You'll see why later.

Get your brush and dab some brown eyeshadow

and randomly dab around the "scar"
Tada~

Use the red lipstick to create a slight bloody look

Dab randomly around and on the brown eyeshadow that you've randomly dabbed on.

Then take the liquid eyeliner (which I didn't mention in the "tools")
and randomly,
seriously, very randomly
add strokes onto the scar.

If it's not random enough, it'll look faker than it already is.

So I screwed up and decided to make it more "3D"
so I added more cotton on it.

Repeat the foundation and eyeshadow part

Now add more random lipstick slashes

and to finish the wound,
use a darker shade of brown

and add some shadow to the shadow.
Yo dawg.

If you edit the colour enough,

you might actually look convincing.

=D

And finally,
there is how it looks like
when your skin peels off.

I used it on my wrist for a pic in a previous post. 

Yup. Looks pretty convinving. =D 

I do not promote self mutilation. That's why i'm teaching this tutorial... (?)

If you want to seek attention, do it with make up.... (?) 

Don't hurt yourself for someone who doesn't love you,

If someone loves you because you hurt yourself, 

you should get away from that sick bastard!!

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

If you scroll back up without reading the words,

it would look like how a scar healed. =D

Okomen Japanese Restaurant

So I was invited by Caroline who was invited by someone

to do a food review for Okomen Japanese Restaurant.

in Desa Sri Hartamas.

It's the first of its kind in Malaysia,

with authentic Japanese food. 

The food there is non-halal as they provide pork and alcohol.

The ambiance is really great. 

Dim lighted with these lanterns as the main source of light. 

If you'd like to see how your food is cooked.

Don't worry,

there's a glass there so you won't be smoked. 

We were greeted with really friendly waiters

and after everyone arrived,

the boss, Alan started to cook for us. =D

He cooked all the food

that we devoured that day. 

YUMMY!!

Mochi and cheese Okonomiyaki

This is mainly cabbage

but as a non-vege lover, I approve!!

The cheese adds texture to the bite

and makes the overall taste great.

The brown sauce was poured on after it's cooked

or else it'll burn.

(says the lady boss)

Omu Tori Yaki Soba

As someone who doesn't eat soba,

this is nice too. 

Though I can't see myself eating the whole dish by myself. 

Modan Yaki

Another noodle based dish which I like.

The size of the shrimp. =I

It has shrimps and cuttle fish rings inside. 

Chewy and fresh. 

After the 3 dishes

we were allowed to choose from the menu.

And here's something that you don't get everyday.

Pork cheeks

Tastes like charsiu,

but it's more chewy. 

Chuka Iidako!!!

I think I need to try all the chuka iidako

wherever it's offered.

I was slightly disappointed with this one.

I like my food chewy,

and this was quite soft,

giving the impression that it's not fresh.

But it still tastes good nonetheless.

Scallop Teppan

I ordered this

and the scallops are really fresh. 

It tastes better when eaten with the onion leaves.

Otherwise,

it's juicy, but rather bland. 

Desert on the other hand,

was far from bland.

We got to choose between greentea ice-cream

and black sesame.

Since I've never been a fan of black sesame

(ice-cream or anything else)

I took the green tea flavoured,

and it was the correct choice.

The ice-cream had a really thick green tea taste to it,

unlike a lot of others that I've tried. 

It was soft but not powdery.

Overall experience at Okomen?

Great.

The food, the ambiance, the service were great.

And you can tell that a Japanese restaurant is good

when 5/6 of the customers are Japanese!!

Give it a try if you're interested in authentic Japanese food.

No. 7G Wisma CKL, Jalan 22/70A,

Desa Sri Hartamas,

50480 Kuala Lumpur. 

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

AXE Anarchy Island Getaway

How to be uncontrollably charming you ask?

Here are a few ideas,

since I'm being generously nice. *cough*

*warning* 

If you still can't get friendly with the opposite sex, (or the same sex if that's your cup of tea) after following these "guidelines", it's entirely face problem.

I put myself in the shoes of dudes

to try and think like them.

(Trust me, I can think like men quite well. *le wink*)

I guess for ladies, it's quite easy.

1. Get your hair and make up done

Not too much make up because it's a turn off. Guys won't like it when you smile and powder flakes off your face. Dun use too much hair product cause guys like to run their hand through your hair. If it gets stuck somewhere in there, it's a nooooooo. If you don't like to go through the fuss, at least make yourself look clean.

2. Choose a nice outfit

Choose something that makes you feel comfortable. If you're not the revealing type, don't wear deep-V. You'll feel awkward and end up ruining your date. Wear something that you feel confident in.

Oh, remember,

3. Make yourself smell nice

Guys love it when girls smell nice. Especially the hair. (I was told) 

Don't use too much perfume coz it'll kill them.
or make them faint.

Whichever comes first.

I usually just apply a dab on both wrists, behind the ears, and on the neck, and the collarbones. 

Imagine leaning in to talk to the boys, and the smell just drifts over.

Or you can just spray on deodorant and keep yourself feeling fresh while still smelling good. 

That's somewhat easy and would work for guys in general,

but what would make you special?

My advice comes in the form of 2 words,

4. BE VERSATILE

Not every guy likes the same kinda girl (unless you've got passion in your dress and you ain't afraid to show it show it show it...*cough*)

Well I like to try out different styles. I like it... kinky....? *shifty eyed*

Express youself in different ways. Get the attention before you get the guy.

Think of a pick-up line for every mode you go for, for example:

Seductive mode (?)

Hey honey, wanna go out and have a drink

or go somewhere for some naughty fun?

Emo style... 

Three cuts means I love you darling. 

The girl next door mode 

Hey, I'm your neighbour

and this is crazy,

but I think you're cute

let's go out maybe?

 The wide-eyed act cute girl style

OHEMGEEEE I'm actually like going cray cray over you. 

Wanna go out for din din someday?

Pweety pweez?
LOL

*bat lashes*

Hipster style

I'm a bisexual, because being queer or straight is too mainstream. 

But for you, I'd be all three. 

If all fails,

I still have the ultimate mode left...

I call it.....

The Joey mode. 

Hey, how you doin'?

Well there's also one way to keep you in their head all day long.

Sing Call me maybe to them, 

or maybe Gangnam style if the dude likes to ride.
*if you know what I mean*

Ok, jokes aside,

how do I (really) turn my charm on?

It's simple.

1. I let the guy take the lead when he wants to,

2. I laugh at his jokes, and reply with similarly lame ones,

3. I throw in subtle winks at the right time,
4. I don't (usually) need a lot of attention,
5. I trust and support my man,
and

6. I keep good eye contact when talking.

Eye contact is the most important thing when you're trying to bring someone home  seduce someone get your message across,

and enough eye contact will just be the final point

of getting that man/woman. 

Unless you're showing cleavage, which would be a challenge to keep their eyes contacted with yours. 

Well all that seems about right, but then I'm still single...

*Note: I do not come in all modes mentioned above. The modes are merely examples.

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. Hey I don't know you, and this is sad, but here's my blog post, so please send me over to the Caribbeans so that I might find a super hot, tall, dark and handsome guy among the other winners who will be going there for 4 days 3 nights!! *Plays the hula and dances the ukulele.*