Saturday, 19 March 2011

Why not get married?

OK,
I over did the photo.
Now I look like the chinese doll from hell. 


If anyone cares,
sorry for the delay.


I went to work yesterday and today
and will still work tmr.
I am a shop-a-holic,
but I'm also


a workaholic.


I'm actually happier today because  there was more work to be done.
--_________________--lll


Over enthusiastic is right for me.
If you don't find that I am,
you don't know me.


Now,
Back to the topic. 


Why not get married?


You know what?
I actually don't mind getting married,
but there are so many things that I do mind,
it's hard to find a guy that fits.


1. Why do I wanna find a guy who is smart and has a lot of knowledge?
(note:being smart doesn't mean you're knowledgeable.)
- For obvious reasons. Who would want a dumb husband?
He doesn't have to be extremely smart, just smarter than me.


2. Why do I wanna find a guy who is (super) tall?
- Because I am shallow and I find that tall guys are more good looking.
other than that,
because I am short and I would like my children to at least have the 50-50 chance of becoming tall.


3. Why do I wanna find a guy who plays sports?
- Because they are generally more healthy.
other than that, because I want my kids to play sports too. If they have a sporty dad they might be trained to be sporty too. 


4. Why do I wanna find a guy who is well-off/rich?
-Same answer as no.2. Because I am shallow and materialistic.
Other than that, if two guys have the same "qualities", but one is poor and the other is rich, who would you choose?


5. Why do I wanna find a guy who doesn't stay up to play games?
- Because guys who don't know when to sleep don't take good care of themselves.
How would they take care of me then?


6. Why do I wanna find a guy who doesn't take his bath too late? (Yes, I'm this particular)
- Because if you take long baths, you will get rheumatism. or better known as 风湿。
At that time, I'd probably be going through menopause and I don't want you to bother me with your whining.


7. Why do I wanna find a guy who can cook+do house chores/clean up after himself?
- Obviously, because you can take over when I'm tired or lazy.
Other than that, I'm usually lazy, so if I work and you work, it's only fair that you do half the chores.


8. Why do I wanna find a guy who doesn't smoke/eat too much instant food/do eat fruit and vege?
- Because if I marry you, I want it to last forever and I don't want you to die of cancer and leave me alone in this world.
Other than that, I don't want my kids to say "but dad ___FILL IN THE BLANK WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE__ too" 




Well, these are not all of the criteria that I look for in a guy. For more examples, please refer to the post titled "~wannabe" right below the chat box.


















or click here

(note 2: that post was written almost 1 year ago. If you see contradicting stuff, refer to this post, yes, this one.)

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. 久违了,脸红心跳。你·回·来·了。

就只因为某个人靠我太近……

Monday, 14 March 2011

A collection of thoughts and questions


1. I LOVE FRENCH!!!
more and more.

2. I did a survey on says.com a few days ago.
A question which I never thought about appeared.
I froze.
It took me awhile to give a very lame answer to it.
I really have no idea how to answer it.
I wonder if I am the only one who have this problem.

My answer doesn't really matter.
what matters is what is your answer?

I can't remember exactly what the question is, but it goes something like this.

Why are you proud of being a Malaysian?

3. Which is worse? You have cancer or you're going blind?

4. (refer to photo above) I'm a hot guy. XD

5. What would your reaction be if one day you found out that your same gender best friend is gay and is interested in you?

6. What would your reaction be if one day you found out that your same gender best friend is gay, is not interested in you but have the potential of being interested?

7. Which is more obscene? Showing your belly or showing cleavage? Choose 1.

8. I do believe that next year there will be a big catastrophe, and it's too late to do anything about it.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s.


Song of the week. Too bad I can't find one with a better quality.

Song of last week goes to


So love these songs.