What not to give for graduation

I'm taking time off packing my things

(1 box nearly full,

183927438757343873 things to go.)

to bring this public reminder to you. 

(Actually it was coz I was too lazy to continue packing)

Procrastination won over. =/

Anyway,

I was packing my stuff

and I have these bouquets with bears

which I got for graduation.

Personally,

I do not specially love bears,

alive, or dead, or stuffed.

So I wasn't thrilled to get bears.

I was thankful to receive them,

don't get me wrong,

but giving bears as graduation present

is not a good idea.

Especially when the person doesn't stay at home.

Unless the person is someone who totally adores bears

and would be fine with having 10 more of them.

Now I'm moving,

the bears are cute,

so I don't have the heart to throw them away.

I had to free them from the bouquets

and I found the shocking truth!!

 Look at that cute bear,

with the robe and Mortar Board and all,

but look what it has up its ass.

Not 1,

not 2

but 3 sticks.

Imagine having 3 sticks up your ass.

And you had to smile and look cute. 

Look at the poor bear.

Got sticks up its ass

AND glue

to seal up its ass hole.

It was even more saddening when I pulled the sticks out of its ass

Its internal organs came out along with the stick.

Man,

He got rapped by 3 sticks and his asshole is now so huge

he can't keep his organs in...

T----------------------------T


Poor bear....

So everyone,

Say NO to bear abuse!!

(Handmade) cards would mean a lot more,

and they're easier to keep too.

=/

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. I'm moving to a new place to start a new life on the 31st of December.

Ya sure,

I'm moving to somewhere which doesn't require me to pay as much rent as now.

End of story.

Accent Tag

Back to vanity. =D

I came across cl2425's video last month (I think).
cl2425 is a Korean Makeup guru on Youtube.

I decided to make the first YouTube video
(with me in it)
about the Accent Tag.

And the rest was history.

I've been told that I have a weird accent.
But the funny part is,
Malaysians don't really have a particular accent
when speaking in English.
=(
(other than the additional "lah" which is not an accent.)

I M NO FREAK!!

Had a tough time with the converters and
movie makers
coz I never used them before.
=/

I had to hold my phone with one hand throughout the whole recording.
Coz I dun have a real camera.
and my phone just won't stand on it's own anymore.
=(

Anyway,
here's the vid.
Do make a response video if you have time too.

(So that other people can know how Malaysians really sound like)

Now ya'll can hear me speak. =D
I have a quite manly voice. =X

And I do speak really slowly.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s. Do tag me in the vid if you do it. X)

I wanna see how I sound different from others..
ppffftt...

Had yourself a merry, merry Christmas?

I had a very simple Christmas.
Shopping at Ikea and meatball for dinner.
With Jason and Susan.

Had to find a new wardrobe coz I'm moving.
And the new place has nothing but walls.

But after I shopped at Ikea,
every other wardrobe that I saw
seems to have a reasonable price.
=/

Call me cheapo.

Anyway,
when we were going back,
we saw the sand colour art stall.

I didn't take a picture of the sand,
but if you grew up in the 90s',
I bet you know what it is.

You get to choose the design
and you colour it
with coloured sand.

Simple.


Ya, right.

The one I chose.
It's RM8,
Slightly larger than A4 I think.

Done!! 

=D

I swear it looks a lot nicer close up. 

I never get to play with this a lot
when I was growing up.

My parents would say that it's a waste of money.

It really is,
coz now I have no idea what to do with it.
=/

Anyway,
I think a lot of us at least tried this once in our life time.

But there are surely some kids who have never even seen this before.
There are some children who don't even get to study.

I'm sure everyone wants everyone to be as happy as they can,
but how many actually does it?

World Vision has been giving chances
to everyone who can to help.

Sponsor a child from other countries.

It only costs you RM50 per month.
If you're willing to help more,
you can choose to give RM80 per month,
the extra RM30 will go to helping prevention of HIV (Hope fund).

It doesn't take much time nor effort to help.
If you had yourself a merry Christmas,
why not help others have a happier life?

What's better is that
you can have a really cute pen pal. =D

For more information, Here!!
The site will explain everything.
If you have any questions but too lazy to visit the site,
you can leave it in the comment.
I'll see if I can help.

I haven't gotten my kid's picture though...
=(
Waiting and waiting,
coz they have to send their details over by snail mail.

But I think it's arriving soon.

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. A little generosity goes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way.

Let World Vision help you help others. =)

Nothing special

I guess when you read the title,

you know what to expect.

It's been awhile since I posted camwhore pics.

Sister glassesnapped my glasses

but now it has been reunited with it's true master.

=D

So,

I kinda miss my old camwhore self,

but somehow can't really find nice angles after I curled my hair.

Today everything seemed to fall into place,

so brace yourselves.

 My (temporary) tattoo!! 


I love it a lot.


But this is after 2 days,
so...
Faded.
Feel like getting a real one though...
Maybe not so big.


I remembered when Mr.J.O got his tattoo
I kinds scolded him.
But I guess when they say 
"people change"
It's really very true.


Never in my life would I even consider that
until now....

It's over exposed,

but I love it. 

Next,

we have...

Zoophilia!!

Sexually harassed a cow(?)

But Mamalia (name of cow from Moo Cow)

 said Moooooooooooooo.

Which meant 

"Baby kiss me one more time."

So I did. 

Other updates:

(1)

Christmas is getting nearer and nearer,

but still,

not invitations to events

nor dates

were received.

I'm probably spending it with my babes I guess. 

(2)

Unlike what (a lot of) people believe,

girls don't really like to play the guessing game.

No matter how much we like/love you,

if you don't tell us directly,

we'll just keep on guessing.

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

Or at least say so. 

Before someone else does. 

(3)

I dreamt that I missed exam

which was suppose to be on May 1.

I missed it because it was Labour Day

which was suppose to be a public holiday

but it wasn't in my dream,

SO I MISSED THE FREAKING FRENCH EXAM.

The worst part is,

I've been working for almost 5 months.

After started working

still dreaming about exams...

How sad is that?!!!

(4)

Went to a few events during the past weekends

but was too busy to blog...

Will update all of them in one post..

Coz as always,

I never took a lot of pictures.

(Of the events).

(5)

My life is so crazy, hectic, and stressed

for the past week,

I lost track of how many times I've cried.

I've never been a cry baby.

But last week was too much.

(6)

My week was crazy,

partly because of my part time job.

You know you have to stop

when your freelance job

is 10 times more stressful that your full time job.

=(

(7)

He said:

Hi,

I miss you too.

#iwish

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. Finally saw my whole family together,

after about 5 months.

I am not a good daughter at all..

=/

But still,

I love them to bits.

What shooting stars?

This was my final status yesterday night,
before I went to sleep.

There was a meteor shower
yesterday night and the night before yesterday.

But not a single meteor was spotted that night.

I didn't get to see any,
other than the airplanes that I pretended to be shooting stars.

I don't know if I should be happy because
people liked my status
because they totally understand what I felt
or if I should feel sad
because there are others who were lonely like me.

I've lost myself,
but I'm happier than I used to be.

Does that make sense?

I have more friends now,
but I still feel lonely.

I have friends who care for me
but I chose to ignore them
and I the friends who I care for
ignore me too.

What goes around comes around.

I'm sorry.
because I ignored you.

Sometimes I just don't want to talk.

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s.
I didn't see any meteors,
in real life,
or in my dreams.

Did you?

Mission Impossible 4- Free ticks!!!

Hey peeps,

For those who are waiting
and waiting
and waiting
and looking for a (potentially) good movie to watch

IT'S HERE!!

and


IT COULD BE FREE!!

Magnum is giving out tickets for
Mission Impossible 4!!
YAY!! X)

Click here to register.
Easy peasy. =)

Hopefully I'll get to see you there!!
X)

That's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s.
If I got the tickets,
who would like me to bring along?

I need a....

Doctor.
Not Dr. Dre kinda doc.
I need a real doc.
=(

Down with diarrhoea
and my kitchen is renovating
so I can't cook anything to eat.

I'm too lazy to walk out and tapao oily food
which would make the diarrhoea worse
and no one can send me any food
coz my friends dun have transport
or are working.
=(

I had to walk to a clinic
which is ok
coz there are 4 clinics nearby.

Bad news is
when I reach there it was 2pm.

1 of them was closed for lunch
from 12-3pm.
I wonder what the doctor has for lunch that takes that long....

The second one I went to was opened at 2pm
but the doctor will only be there at 2.45pm.

So what's the fucking point of opening the clinic at 2pm?
I don't know about other ppl,
but I usually go to the clinic to see the doctor
and not to enjoy the air-conditioning.

When I finally found a clinic with a doctor,
the doctor wouldn't really listen to what I had to say
She just gave me gastric meds
and tell me what not to eat.

Screw the doctors.

I need a boyfriend. =/

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~
p.s.

Dear Sam,
please get well soon

Crazy planned+unplanned

*Note*

Crazy long post (with pics).

I was invited by Shii Teck to

7aste that happened last Friday

at Laundry Bar, The Curve.

It was my first time there. 

The look.

Complete with hair extensions.

=D

Dress from second hand sale

RM10!!

Belt RM10

bought online.

Liner skirt from Kitschen-Price unknown

Shoes from Vincci- RM89.90

My watch has been my faithful+stylish companion

for 2 years.

Love it a lot!!

X)

 Been quite lazy to take vain close up pics lately...

I guess I really dun like my crazy hair...

Shii Teck

All the booze!! 

 With Ray and his friend 

(who was really drunk and who insisted to take pic with Tiger bottles in both hands._

XD

He was crazy funny. 

I didn't take a lot of pics from that party

coz I'm a lousy blogger.

I had lotsa fun there though.

Met a lot of bloggers.

=)

Was kinda drunk that day,

but I was concious.

Just can't really walk straight towards the end...

=X

Too bad I have to leave quite early...

Ok, 

next day. 

Stranded at Tun Sambathan coz the monorail was suddenly having

"technical difficulties".

It went quite fast after everyone got off though...

My bitch + partner in crime.

Jason.

We met up in Times Square

then went to Lot10's Zara

then Pavilion's Zara.

He was obsessed with a checkers shirt that he didn't buy

and he can't find it anymore.

Moral of his story:

If you like something a lot,

grab it while it's still available. 

#truestory

After our Starbucks session

and meeting up with Oray

[my new found crush who I can never be with =( ]

we went to KLCC Zara

to continue his hunt for that darn shirt.

Still nowhere to be found.

Too bad. 

=/

But look!!!

HELL BOY FIGURINE!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

X)

In pc fair...

Price unknown.......

Sushi King for dinner

coz the food court was crazy crowded and we doubt we could find a table

so we went to Sushi King coz they have their own seats.

wth right...

Big mistake....

Coz the food sucked.

We knew it already,

but still went because we're lazy asses.

Right during dinner,

the 3 of us 

(Jason, Oray and Moi)

decided to partay!!

So random...

Then we influenced Cocoro to go along!!

XD

Evil.

=X

The Trio Camwhore Fail. 

Went to a club called Market Place in Jalan Yap Kuan Seng.

No pics coz my phone was low batt-ing

and I'm a crappy blogger.

=/

After the partay.

The I'm-so-tired-my-eyes-can't-open-but-I-had-crazy-fun look!!!

The club was awesome!!! (For girls and some guys)

The DJ was so cool you don't know.

We got free entry passes for Fridays + free drinks.

It was so crazy I was drunk with 1 bottle of Heineken.

Loser sial...

--______________--lll

I thought I'd be a better drinker with training from the previous night...

But then,

Dancing is a lot nicer when you're half drunk non?

I guess that's why I enjoyed it so much!!

XD

When I finally got to my sister's place

and finished cleaning up

It was almost 6am!!

Loved my crazy weekend to the max!!

I guess life is nicest when you mix plans with spontaneity

and love every minute of it!!

=)

that's what J_Fish has to say~ Au Revoir~

p.s. "while I'm still young" is now my motto. =X